joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

Pancake joke

A joke that lays flat on the ground. A bad joke. A joke that no one laughs at.

**bad joke followed by silence** well, pancake joke!

Joke Recycler

When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.

Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.

John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!

Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.

Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

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Nigger joke

A joke or comical saying about African Americans

Do you know any good nigger jokes

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Anti-joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family

Anti-jokes^

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A Joke

America when we elected Donald Trump.

Spanish:"Quieres saber qué es una broma."
Canada:" What?"
Spanish: " Los estados unidos cuando eligieron donald trump
Canada: I dont understand Donald Trump is an idiot why is america becoming a Joke

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