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A cool town with around 1.5k people and where Jack Hobson and his cool friends live
My friend recently visited Burton Ohio.
OHIO IS COMING!!!
You: What's happening??>!?!?!
Me: OHIO IS COMING
You: WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Ohio: *BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR* HELLO BITCHES! *TAKES YOU AND LEAVES*
When you complete a Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Bowtie, and Columbus Coif in your sexual endeavors.
I can finally check the Ohio Trifecta off my sexual bucket list .
The last Ohio Final Boss phase, WONDER OF OHIO. This is his most powerful form and can destroy planets, probably galaxies. In this phase, he will unlock all of his powers, which are Immortality (Type 1), Teleportation, Telekinesis (Was able to move the planets) Gravity Manipulation, Duplication (Was able to create multiple clones of himself), Statistics Amplification, Time Manipulation (With "made in Ohio") Power Mimicry (Was able to use every single anime powers), Reality Warping (With “Wonder Of Ohio”) Chaos Manipulation, Biological Manipulation (Is able to sprout wings), Dimensional Travel, 4th Wall Awareness/Breaking the 4th Wall, Unholy Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Causality Manipulation And Logic Manipulation (With "Wonder of Ohio") Intangibility, Supernatural Luck (He was the only person to survive and withstand Ohio), Transformation (Can turn into different beings like Pikachu and his Demon Lord form), Mind Manipulation (Was able to make the opponents think that they won the fight), Summoning (Summons a dog to finish its victims sometimes), Damage Nullification, Durability Negation, Improbability Manipulation (As Ohio embodies probability or the lack there of, as quite litteraly anything can happen in ohio, he can manipulate any improbablity to do really anything within no limits.
Guy: oh no. hes awakened his TRUE FORM!
ohio final boss: WONDER OF OHIO!!
An Ohio resident is someone who acts like an NPC or acts in sparatic and strange ways.
"That person is such an Ohio resident"
A white area with all the white kids and their surburban children. The kids you can sell weed to for like $35 for 2 grams of oregano. White america starts here.
John: where are the most white kids in the tri-state?
Robert: some area called westchester ohio
Norwalk is full of dudes who cheat on their girlfriends to get ass of some STD bitch. Girls from other schools stop talking to them because their egos are bigger than their dick. The girls there are nasty psychotic sluts who have herpies and fuck their dads. Don't live in Norwalk unless you want the clap or a dude with a little dick.
This bitch from Norwalk ohio sucked my 3 inches and then fucked my brother
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