I'm tired

A short phrase (with variations such as "i'm pretty tired") used as a simple explanation when a person doesn't want to do something but won't tell you the actual reason as to why - usually used as a replacement for "i can't be bothered" or "i don't want to". Also used as a form of rejection without openly saying it.

A: Hey man, you still coming to the pub tonight?
B: Nah.... i'm feeling pretty tired now.
A: You woman...

Guy: Hey.. d'you want to go out for dinner tonight?
Girl: Um.. nah.. I'm tired.. sorry
Guy: Oh, well, how about tomorrow?
Girl: No.. I.. have to wash my hair...

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I'm lovin it

One of the many slogan changes for McDonald's. They changed it from "We Love to See You Smile" because they really don't love to see you smile. They would rather take your money and watch you cringe in pain from food poisoning a day later.

McDonald's: A staple in the diet for teenage preppies.

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I'M SCREAMING

A phrase used by morons who believe something is funnier than it is except in reality their reaction is that of watching a political debate. Nobody knows who started this trend, but we all wish they're currently burning in the hottest place in hell.

Joe: Say's something retarded
Tumblr White Gurl: I'M SCREAMING

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I'm out

Not agreeing to something or not interested.

Count me out.

Hey we're going to the football game, wanna come?

Nah, I'm out.

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I'm game

I would be interested in following up on your suggestion.
Let us progress.

"Shall we go see a movie?"
"I'm Game"

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I'm Tired

An expression a girl uses when she doesn't want to just tell you that you aren't having sex tonight.

(Talking for a while) The girl then rolls over on her side and says man I'm tired.

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I'm Good

NO I DON'T WANT MORE FOOD
NO PLEASE
OH GOD NO

Dude 1:Hey, wanna try eating rocks?
Dude 2: Nah, I'm good.

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