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Relationship Goals

Relationship Goals is a something you want to be

Sydney and Freddy are relationship goals!

by dpech April 15, 2018


Relationship Goals

Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable

I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!

by M&FOG February 1, 2019


tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017


Tragic goals

When you go McDonald's for Valentines day

When you go on a date to McDonald's on Valentines day. It is Tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017


Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024


vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.

A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!

by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023


goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 23, 2023