Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

ROB/onion

One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time

Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

onion meat

meat with onions in it.

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.

Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion