(Verb)
1. To back stab someone online. Similar to BS in real life
2. To yell to your room-mate---while he is sleeping--- that "Hillary Clinton just got shot!!!" And when he looks at your laptop, you show him your friends bulging nuts on the screen.
ZACH: OMFG LOOK!~!!!!!!!!!! Hillary CLINTON HAS BEEN SHOT!!
(will looks at screen, sees Jon's nuts)
Will: Fuck you Zach, u fag. I hate you! I hope I never see you again.
Zach: Ownd bitch! You just witnessed a fat BS online
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if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
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Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.
Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.
Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* youβre extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc
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The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.
She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.
On Instagram; When the homie comments a semi-romantic flirtatious comment on your most recent post.
On SC; When you send a homie a dick pick, or you receive one, its not necessarily gay, although you too do have a homoerotic friendship (bromance)
On Twitter; when you @ your homie on your feed (or vice-versa)
for instagram: "sexy" ,"hot", "cute", "π", etc. (bromance
for sc: Homie 1: "Hey homie nice dick" Homie 2: "np dog, yours isnt that bad either"
for twitter: @hommie you're cute as hell dog
in a sentence: "are yall daitin? you seem pretty romantic online.", "nah we just have a really strong bromance" "what type of bromance" "a bromance (online)
Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"