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1. To back stab someone online. Similar to BS in real life
2. To yell to your room-mate---while he is sleeping--- that "Hillary Clinton just got shot!!!" And when he looks at your laptop, you show him your friends bulging nuts on the screen.
ZACH: OMFG LOOK!~!!!!!!!!!! Hillary CLINTON HAS BEEN SHOT!!
(will looks at screen, sees Jon's nuts)
Will: Fuck you Zach, u fag. I hate you! I hope I never see you again.
Zach: Ownd bitch! You just witnessed a fat BS online
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if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
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Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.
Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.
Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc
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Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??
Online Tag: When you have the same friend on 4 or more social networks, or instant messengers, and nearly miss them everytime. Usually this involves keeping the same browser window open, not opening tabs.
You just switch from website to website hoping to catch a minute of conversation.
It's more entertaining than sending emails.
Guy: Hey I finally reached you!
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy: I was playing Online Tag all morning!
Guy2: Sorry, I was all over.
Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".