Paint Job

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.

Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.

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Paint Job

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.

Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.

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face paint

make-up

That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.

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testicle paint

another word for cum

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint

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cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

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dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

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Wet in the Paint

Wet in the Paint has been used by bay-area rapper E-40 and is similar to the popular rap phrase "Goin hard in the Paint"; a reference to Basketball - the paint being the painted "key" around the basket. So the paint part is defined.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.

E-40 - "Trained to Go" "I'm wet in the paint; I'm trained to go."

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