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Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012


pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 16, 2008


Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.

The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.

by suigeneris September 11, 2013


Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020


Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.

I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.

by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016


Pulled Pork

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite

"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023


Pork hop

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

by Jack Epstein September 26, 2014