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Random Shit

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.

Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

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Random Rapper

Pretty much any stupid, talentless, uneducated rapper who has nothing better to do than to shoot people, rape women, go to jail and do it all for publicity. They are interchangeable and look/sound similar to one another making it almost impossible to tell them apart. Usually the more crime they do, the more records they sell. Lyrics include extremely vulgar slang words, usually involving some sexual position or act.

Random Rapper is a disgrace to the music industry and should be banned from all media outlets.

Random Rapper is #1 on the Hot 100 once again.

Just choose a rap CD! They're all the same!

Random Rapper was arrested today for raping a 16 year old girl. He pleaded guilty and ended with "buy my album."

by JoM April 14, 2005

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Random Tandem

This is when two random things happen at the same time.

For example two complete strangers falling over in the same area at the same time. Or two people saying an unusual phrase at the same time like "I poke bagers with spoons" That is random tandem!

by Joe Richards March 19, 2007

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Random battles

Combats you usually engage on RPGs when you walk on the world map or a dungeon.
Usually annoying, but also a way to become godlike in the game by getting experience, money and items.

Yes, no one know why these random animals are carrying 148 gil and a magic fire ring, it will forever be a mistery.... (legendary frog)

by Darkish November 6, 2004

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fuzzy random

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 2, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


random money

The term for that money that floats around in your bag, without a home inside a nice cozy wallet or change purse.

Brooke: *sees the $1 bill in my purse* Steph, you have random money floating around in there.

by MeTheTree December 5, 2006

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The Random Game

A game in which two participants go back and forth throwing out random words. It's not supposed to make much sense, and there isn't really a way to win unless you play the more risque version of the game.

In the risque version, the players still throw out random words, but at some point, one of the players (usually the one who proposed that they play the game) tells the other one a deep, dark secret. This secret may or may not involve the other person or their life, and the other person might come back with a secret of their own. The person with the deepest, darkest secret can "win," even though the random game isn't "winnable," per se.

The risque version is usually more common in forms of communication other than face-to-face, such as texting or IMing. The fact that the players are miles away from each other temporarily saves the secret-teller from a potential ass-kicking. The clean version can be played through just about any means.

Both versions can go on for theoretically any amount of time, although the risque version usually ends quickly due to the awkwardness/anger caused by the secret-telling.

Long story short, if someone asks you to play the random game.....they probably have a confession to make. I suggest you either brace yourself or decline the offer.

The Risque Version:

Jack: Hey bro, let's play the random game.
Tom: Okay, dude.
Jack: Tree.
Tom: Carton.
Jack: I fucked your sister the other night.
Tom: She fucked your brother that same day.
Jack: .........
Tom: I win.

Molly: Let's play the random game!
Trisha: Okay.
Molly: Couch.
Trisha: Bagels.
Molly: Bridge.
Trisha: Telephone.
Molly: I walked in on your husband doing it with a dude.
Trisha: WTF?!?!
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The clean version:
Billy: Let's play the random game!
Bobby: Okay!
Billy: Sun!
Bobby: Food!
Billy: Wheel!
Bobby: Gate!
(participants continue to say random words)

by Alie rawr May 30, 2011

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