road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

nuts on the road

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

road skull

The act of performing oral sex (primarily fellatio) while driving.

"The trip was long and boring, so Susie gave me road skull to pass the time."

road-head

A blowjob that takes place inside a moving vehicle.

Whenever I politely ask my girlfriend to give me road-head, she always freaks out even if I offer to grab the wheel for her.

road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.

Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.

road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

road nigger

A bicyclist using public roads.

I nearly hit three road niggers because they don't follow basic traffic laws!