road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

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nuts on the road

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.

John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!

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road skull

The act of performing oral sex (primarily fellatio) while driving.

"The trip was long and boring, so Susie gave me road skull to pass the time."

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road-head

A blowjob that takes place inside a moving vehicle.

Whenever I politely ask my girlfriend to give me road-head, she always freaks out even if I offer to grab the wheel for her.

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road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.

Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.

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road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

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road nigger

A bicyclist using public roads.

I nearly hit three road niggers because they don't follow basic traffic laws!

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