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Do not trust the robot pusher - he is malfunctioning.
He has been pushed down the stairs.
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If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand.
BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa
BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla BLAAA blaa
BLAAAA blaa BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla
she's like a wind up toy from hell
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A joke referring to the end of a movie. Used when you do not want to give away any spoilers. The phrase began with the movie The Sixth Sense. Useful for describing the end of any movie, whether Bruce Willis stars in it or not.
I went to see a great movie the other day. The ending was great. So it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.
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This is taken from the movie Bill and Ted's Bogus journey. It refers to evil robot Ted and evil robot Bill seeing the photos of the princesess and Evil Ted getting a semi-erection and saying "I got a full-on robot chubby." Chubby being his penis before becoming turgid.
It has nothin to do with being turned on by robots. It is to do with ROBOTS being turned on!
Evil robot Ted: I got a full on robot chubby.
Evil robot Bill: Excellent! (Probably!)
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One of the four leaders of the Federation of Asshole Gamers, or F@G. While the person behind the infamous robotic voice remains unknown, the fact is still that the F@G Robot is undoubtedly hilarious (most of the time).
You can find his videos on YouTube (Youtube.com/4bucksrobot)
Badkid Random: You're such a faggot!
F@G Robot: You jelly?
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A porn parody of the Nickelodeon cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot created by hentai artist Zone-Sama which involves the main protagonist Jenny Wakeman being gang raped by the Crater Critters after she ruins their favorite hot spot.
Person: What What in the Robot is by far the worst thing on the internet
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The biggest virgin on planet Earth!!!!!!
Oh, look over there its Luis the D1 Robot Driver!
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