lolsplain

To explain the humour of a joke to the author or person responsible for it, or to explain how it could be funnier.

Marty tried to make a joke at the pub, and Frank full on lolsplained it.

Hillary Robot Clinton

If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand.

BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa

BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla BLAAA blaa

BLAAAA blaa BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla

she's like a wind up toy from hell

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phone your horses

To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.

ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"

ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle