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safe sex

safe sex means using a proper contraception method to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseased and or infections. safe sex can also be practiced without the use of contraception, as long as the two individuals have not engaged in sexual activity with others, prior to their encounter, are in a place where they want to have a baby together, and they truly love each other (probably married).

Me:

Me and my girl fucked without condoms last night but it feels the same with condoms.

My friend:
Better to be safe than sorry bro, especially if there's no difference. safe sex all the way yo, we don't want no pregnant ladies out here

by Garce Lester June 3, 2019

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Metro safe

The time that untill you can get a metro newspaper.

if you're late, you have to go soooooooooo fast to school, job or whatever in the morning

that means you don't have the time to get metro.. or you can't have.
cause earyl people took all of 'em.

like this situation.
(he woke up at 7:00)
he said "NOW IM IN METRO SAFE!!!"

(he woke up at 7:50)
"shit. i gotta shower and i have no time to breakfast omg"
of course no time to pick up a metro news..

by luv'ya"miles" March 24, 2010

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Shoe Safe

to use ones shoes as a safe for personal belongings. used usually when visiting a friends house, or staying the night.also used at the pool. when you dont want your stuff to get wet

Me: Hey Malcolm, im gonna put my shoe safe next to your door.
Malcolm: Aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.

by James Derrick May 14, 2007

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safe-cracker

Slang. It’s what blacks call a white bank robber. It’s someone who’s white and cracks safes.

Black guy: hey look: a safe-cracker! What’s a safe-cracker?! Black guy: a white bank robber who’s white and cracks safes!

by B-rizzle June 21, 2019

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Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".

"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'

by RayBidd February 9, 2022

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Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover April 20, 2011

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safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

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