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1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"
finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar
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Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.
Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"
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the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.
this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.
groundwork
gary groundwork
A weak and whiny individual
"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"
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A middle aged, somewhat overenthusiastic female Clay Aiken fan.
Most of the people at the concert were cool, except for a few ladies in full day-glo Sally Fan regalia who kept blocking our view with their "Clay is Our Angel" sign.
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This is when your on the toilet and you're just about to dump a huge load but then your poop goes straight on up back in your butt.
Johnny was about to take a major poop but just after he continuously pushed it out it went right on up and Johnny said "Sally gone up!!"
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Sounds Like Sally is a freaking ridiculously awesome band bansed out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Primarily known for their funny performances, and fast paced punk songs. They've shared the stage with These 5 down, Staple, Norma Jean, Underoath, Riot Head, SofaPunch, and so many more....
They've appeared on many radio interviews with insomnia radio, and also with WEBN FM. You will find them in the "Punk Goes" series with the highly anticipated "Punk Goes 50's"
Sometimes referred to as "SLS", Frontman Jordan Gast says his biggest influences are the bands Bleach, Weezer, and Holland
Dude!!!! We're gonna go see OKGO and Sounds Like Sally tonight!!!!!! They're gonna rock my face!!!
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