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The total area around the sandwich you want to make, should have a 4 foot circumference for elbow room.
Instead of making the sandwich on a plate, I set it on the counter, but it was made pretty hard because of the lack of sandwich room; I kept knocking my elbows against the cabinet.
When two brothers engage in sexual intercourse with their mother.
This community is more tightly knit than a familiar sandwich
Issac Siegfried loves the McCum sandwich from Joe Barbecue Foot Massage.
A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.
I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.
1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.
2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.
Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"
Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."
The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
When you are so drunk that all you can think of is eating sandwiches.
Look at Hans, he is sandwich drunk.