When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
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n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
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A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.
The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.
Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*
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the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
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Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.
-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."
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the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis
1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!
2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.
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(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
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