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n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
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When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
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A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.
The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.
Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*
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the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
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Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.
-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."
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the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis
1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!
2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.
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When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.
Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!
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