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1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes
1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban
man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice
Another word for a penis
Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)
Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?