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when something you say is meant to be totally innocent & it sounds terribly sexual.
guy: you can come with me friday if u want, and it wont take too long i dont think, but idk i dont want you to be bored or have to go home right when i get out
girl: i dont careeee
girl: ill come
girl: and i dont care how long it'll takee
guy: oh sexual innuendo
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someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!
I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.
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A person who has a very sexual nature or is of sexual character most of the time. Usually are dirty minded and have a high sex drive. Can also refer to a very attractive man or woman.
Woah.. that woman is one sexual being.. did you see the way she was walking?
Astrid is one sexual being.. bloody awesome in bed!
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when you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
i was sexually harrased by jesse.
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Opposite metro-sexual. A heterosexual male who does not care about their appearance, style, grooming, or fashion. A rural-sexual male's sex appeal is derived from his rugged appearance and lack of style.
I'm not a slob. I'm just rural-sexual.
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It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners
Dude I just had an amazing weekend.
Why? What happened?
I hit my sexual equinox.
Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.
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When two people wanna have sex but can't, for a variety of reasons - already in a long-term relationship; it would look improper to date a co-worker; or simply, they're both too shy.
"Hey there's a lot of sexual tension between Gus and Wendy."
"Yeah, tension's all. Gus is married and Wendy's his boss."
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