To pretend or fake being sick in order to escape school, work, or other activity.
Bob was Quote Sick today, so he shall not be present for the meeting
When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."
"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays
Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!
Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.
Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!
Kyle: Oi trust
Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.
I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.
The term used when a bands myspace gives an unrealistic account as to how good their music is. This effect can be reached through the use of clever fonts and through a large friend count.
in your attic? shit band, sick myspace though
Jackie Sickness is when you are attracted to a fictional character or animal. Sometimes both at the same time.
Girl 1: I’m attracted to Cat Noir.
Girl: 2 Oh, you have Jackie Sickness.
Sick Chad is used when one person says something that's so cool only Chad could do it. Now the person saying this isn't Chad but it's something only Chad would say.
Bro1: Hey bro I banged two chicks last night and they both had boyfriends.
Bro2: Sick Chad.