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Simone Taylor

A fat slag who cheats on her lanky ginger boyfriend and ditches her mates for boys she don’t even know

Err is that simone Taylor she’s got a fishy fanny her

by Ittybittytitty523 May 13, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Simon Saffayeh

He is an ugly rat with short dick. He has brown hair and always wears the same nicks clothes. He is obsessed with his hat. He tends to like girls named Abigail or Katherine.

Simon Saffayeh is a bitch obsessed with andy and abba.

by bot123.2 March 16, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

1583πŸ‘ 1308πŸ‘Ž


simon birch

verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.

"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."

by d'A November 30, 2006

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Simon Lennox

Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.

Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.

Simon Lennox's Main Quote : "your not a slut, you dont have to do it"

by the knights of the quad table July 31, 2012

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


simon rex

Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!

Did you see that hot male Simon Rex in Scary Movie 3??

by .....! May 3, 2005

49πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž