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Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?
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Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.
"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".
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Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"
Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?
(from the movie Fight Club) A "friend" you meet once, for example on a plane, and never see again.
"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met."
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February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"
Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)
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Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"
Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"
(at dinner)
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"
Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
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When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.
John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.
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Jokingly describing some one with narrow mind of the world, or have low understanding on everything, or some one with idiotic behaviors or mind. Single-digit refers to a number from 0 to 9.
The guy's got a single-digit IQ, he's full of crap.
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