sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.

I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.

Sour Bubble Kush

The dankest of the dank. The sticky icky. Shit will get you stoned. So stoned, when you go write you're history paper...you'll think it was your greatest work. Even after you realize all you wrote is your name.

I'm trynna get some kush for my friends birthday this weekend?

What do you want?

The dankest thing you got...

Sour Bubble Kush. It's the dankest.

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

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sour cream bitch

Any person that displays completely unacceptable behavior

Guy 1: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Guy 2: You're being a sour cream bitch.

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sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

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Sweet n sour

A mixture of spanking and tickling ass cheeks

Give my ass the ol sweet n sour.

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.