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a position used in sexual intercourse. It is just like grinding only with more hip movements.
I used the Spanish Dip on Lauren last night.
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is an undefinable source of wisdom; his legend preceeds him. he is the dark turtle.
the spanish panther's ora has healed millions.
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The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.
Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!
Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?
Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??
Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!
*** RELATED LIMERICK ***
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.
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A no namer who is a skilled hybrid pker, however you will commonly find him one iteming or nigerian ranging at bounty hunter. He is known for doing random things which can vary from holding fake drop parties to forming nazi signs from flowers at edge bank. While he may be a low level he is not to be taken lightly.
Hybrid #1: Wow get that nigerian ranger off me
Hybrid #2: Wow is that spanish pk3r again?
Tank #1: Wow look at this level 109 nub I think i'm going to fight him with my smite on.
Tank #1: Oh wow I got ddsed for a 38-38
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When your sharing a bath with your lady, she starts by sucking you off, then you do her from behind until she cums.
Got home late from work last night & walked straight into a Spanish Bath...........nearly knocked her through the wall !!!
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As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.
" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"
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