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noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond
Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks
This is the the Jamaican way of saying "Suck a dick" or oral sex in other words
She look like say she woulda suck a cocky right now
Meaning she looks freaky to give some oral sex
read doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead but not lead and doesn't with read but with read it does and lead doesn't rhyme with lead but it does with lead.
Person 1: *says the definition*
Person 2: ?
Person 2: this is why english sucks.
park-and-suck (n), or park-n-suck (n): a roadside rest area (cottage) where gay men (cottagers) meet to have anonymous oral sex.
David's up to his old tricks again; I saw his car when I drove by the park-and-suck on highway 20 the other night.
That park-n-suck on highway 20 is notorious; the picnic tables outside the tea room are covered in spooge.
The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.
That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck