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The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.
Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?
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typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat
'/b/tards unite! We are anonymous! We are legion!'
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Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.
Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."
Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"
Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."
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An activity much like cow-tipping, but instead of cows, thoe that engage in these activities tip the mentally retarded.
Phillip was fired from the last group home he worked at for tard-tipping.
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The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking
I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night
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The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.
"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"
Typical Fake-tard comment:
"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "
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A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.
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