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no news is the truth

An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.

"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."

by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023


truth or crimesequences

(n.) -- What one arrives at after painstakingly investigating a crime.

"I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."

Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 24, 2010


Creative Truthing

When you present the truth in a very unflattering way as a means to deter another person's romantic interest in you. This technique is most useful in online dating.

I was grossly unimpressed when I met Joe for a coffee date. I wasn't lying when I told him that I wanted to get married, have two kids and be a stay at home mom. I was just creative truthing.

by Lady Die October 22, 2010


truth bomber

Someone who brings truth to the people in a fashion similar to a combat aircraft (bomber) firing missiles (truth).

This guy here is a real truth bomber, never cares about political correctness or public backlash.

by slimpaul44 May 31, 2017


Boop-of-truth

Where ones index finger collides with a friend's index finger as a sign of trust (Much like a pinky promise but better).
When ones index finger collides you must also say "boop".

"I promise I'm telling the truth."
"Really?"
"I can prove it with... The Boop-of-truth..."

by November 23, 2021


Magnum Truth

A truth that can only be defined by its magnumnous.

Kylee: It's time to play magnum truth!!
Amanda, Isabel, Maxweed and Paige: Yeaa!!!! Magnum truuuuuuth!!

by ethnic90 February 3, 2011


Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.

Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool

by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018