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lower back hair that leads directly to the asshole; the opposite of happy trail
I helped my friend Rafe shave his shoulder pads, but I'm not going anywhere near his Trail of Tears!
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Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
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Pre-cum. When the cock is pointed upward and the pre-cum trails down the back side like the dick is crying
Dude, she was so hot she gave me a Cock Tear
I used a cock tear to lubricate my dick when I masturbated last night
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when a man shows great emotion for something that makes him sad
I shed manly tears at the end of breaking bad's episode "Felina"
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This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!
Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"
Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"
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When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
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1. A description of the behavior of a white person playing the victim in a racial discussion.
OR
2. Crying like a white girl to get your way.
1. You: Statistics show that black people use drugs at the same rate as whites, but are 10 times more likely to go to jail for it.
White person: Well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once, so it goes both ways. In fact, YOU are the racist for even bringing this up! *White tears*
2. I was going to fail my class since I hadn't turned in any work since October, but I cried some white tears to my professor and he let me pass.
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