Teenage Love Song

When virgins make love for the first time.

"We made a teenage love song."

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Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

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blonde teenage girl

A girl that will lie to you and go behind your back with a different guy

This blonde teenage girl I know lied to me and went behind my back with a different guy

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teenager with the iphone syndrome

generally referring to a teen (though still can be seen in some people well into adulthood) who has a broken iphone, disproportionately seen to have a 6, 7 or X, that likes to tell everyone in a 25 metre radius, about owning an iphone and will poor shame anyone else not with an iPhone.

People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."

(Texting)
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!

Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao

Megasonic teenage warhead

Megasonic teenage warhead

You're not a boy,

You're not a girl,

You're a megasonic teenage warhead.

Well.... Some people's genders are boy or girl or megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy:Hello, sir
MTW:no I'm not a boy.

Boy:okay, you're a madam, right?

MSW:NO!

bOY:WHAT IS HE???

MTW 2: he is a megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?

three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.

Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'

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r/teenagers discord

A discord server that only has the same 50 regular users because everyone else is promptly bullied out.

idk man he uses r/teenagers discord I don't think he has a girlfriend

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