ishaldj

It's just fucking gibberish, it's not even a real word, pussy

Mickey: "Bro, I just came, I have cum all in my fucking face, I'm stroking my dick..."
Goofy: "ishaldj"
Mickey: "bro you're giving me a boner! That word is so easy to cum to! "

Toy Chica

Stop simping for her 😭😭
She is a Chicken animatronic with a dead child inside, STFU 🔥🔥🔥

"Yoooo Toy Chica is SOO hot."
"Bro is the type of guy to get 0 bitches"
"MY bitch is Toy Chica... 😍😍😍"
*dropkicks his ass*
*he wakes up in a coma*
What year is it?
"2045, we recently made irl animatronics."
"IS TOY CHICA REALLLLLL OMGGG"
"...sure"
"AMBATTANUT SO HARD"

BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP

I love it.

"Hey have you watched "BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP"?'
" nah"
"Listen to it! "
"I want you"

".... "

Megasonic teenage warhead

Megasonic teenage warhead

You're not a boy,

You're not a girl,

You're a megasonic teenage warhead.

Well.... Some people's genders are boy or girl or megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy:Hello, sir
MTW:no I'm not a boy.

Boy:okay, you're a madam, right?

MSW:NO!

bOY:WHAT IS HE???

MTW 2: he is a megasonic teenage warhead.

Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?

☞☝︎☝︎

☠︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👍︎☟︎ 🕆︎🏱︎ 💧︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👍︎☟︎ ☹︎⚐︎🏱︎🕆︎☠︎☠︎✡︎📪︎ ☝︎✌︎☼︎✞︎☜︎👎︎⚐︎✋︎☼︎📪︎ ⚐︎☼︎ ✞︎✌︎🏱︎☜︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎⚐︎☠︎

"Hello"
"☠︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👍︎☟︎ 🕆︎🏱︎ 💧︎☜︎✌︎☼︎👍︎☟︎ ☹︎⚐︎🏱︎🕆︎☠︎☠︎✡︎📪︎ ☝︎✌︎☼︎✞︎☜︎👎︎⚐︎✋︎☼︎📪︎ ⚐︎☼︎ ✞︎✌︎🏱︎☜︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎⚐︎☠︎"
"wot"
"☞☝︎☝︎"
"The fuck is happening?? "
"ඞ"
"OH COME THE FUCK ON!!! "