Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

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ap physics

the only advanced placement course where you do everything, but physics.

Mike:"Today I played old nintendo games, ate ice pops, slept, talked about nothing, read part of a novel, lit things on fire, slept again, got yelled at,played calculator games and threw shit out of the window"

Joe:"You must have been in ap physics."

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AP classes

Advanced Placement Classes taken by high school students for college credit. Usually students who take these classes are on the honors level and have a lot of time on their hands. By the time you reach mid year, heck, by the time you reach the end of the first week you will be wondering what the heck possessed you to take one of these classes and any free time you had before will be gone. However, if you're lucky, get a good teacher who knows their stuff,stay awake and don't commit suicide it is possible to get a 4 or 5 on the end of year test and get that all important credit.

AP classes will cause a student to go from thinking they are smart to seeing a therapist for their broken self esteem.

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Ape Claw

The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

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raped ape

1) something that goes wicked freakin fast
2)something going like a bat out of hell

backround:have you ever seen a raped ape? i goes like a MOFO

"i slapped a chick on the ass, and she went like a raped ape"

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Street ape

Sideways hat wearin', pants off the booty havin', rap, hip-hop and r&b listenin' to, way too loud boom box or car stereo thumpin', stupid hand gesture showin', dopey talkin', thug, gansta, pimp, deala, playa bein' (and the wannabes) P Diddly emulatin' welfare suckin', 40 drinkin' moron.

What's wrong with the world where a street ape like Snoop Dorky Dork can act like such an ass and make so much money?

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AP block

Class created by Satan aka Caver and Malony to ruin lives of teenagers. Also created to wreck GPAs.

Man. You are really cool. But don't forget... Block > you!
BLOCK IS BIGGER THAN YOU

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