cream eggs

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

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spice cream

Superheated, ultra-painful liquid feces brought on by ingesting spicy food and/or cheap alcohol.

"Man, I was in tears on the bowl for an hour from the Spice Cream the wings and beer gave me."

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nair cream

a cream used to remove hair

kevin leonardo: for reference this is how hairy my butt is right now
*uses nair cream*
kevin leonardo: oh my god that worked really well

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

Cakey Cream

Alter ego for Casey Crane. Usually comes out at high school parties or when he is being extra wild! The dude is a legend and does some crazy shit! And on top of all of it, bro cheated death!

Man, Cakey Cream really knows how to fucking party!

Boston Cream

When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.

Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream

Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week