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When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
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When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts
Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.
Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.
Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)
*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes