Hung Out To Dry

Women, this one's for you all. This is like the female version of blue balls. It can happen in any of the ways it can to man, just to one of you fine ladies. Ranging anywhere from being walked in on during masturbation to a guy cumming way too early and leaving you wet and horny.

"Oh my God! Brent left me hung out to dry last night, he finished in like 30 seconds and then just up and left!"

"Last night I was going to town and my mom walked in, I had to hang myself out to dry!"

"Dude, bro, so this bitch was all like suckin my dick bro, and I like started fucking her right? Well I was like you know what I'm done and finished within the minute and left that bitch hung out to dry! She was so pissed bro!"

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Brotha lynch hung

Horrorcore rapper who's lyrics often include lots of cannibalism and gory Storytelling

Brotha lynch hung is a badass

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Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

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Hung like a woman

A term used among men to infer that another man does not have correct genitalia.

Dude 1: John is such a dick!
Dude 2: Yeah what a tool
Dude 1: He gets a lot of women, must have a big dick
Dude 2: Are you sure? Because Sally told me he was hung like a woman!

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Hung like a French man

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)

1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

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Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!

Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

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