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Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved
Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane
A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.
That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!
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1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
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A small crusty ball of dried jizz.
Jesus fucking Christ, I've swallowed a jizz nugget!
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Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.
At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."
"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"
"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."
"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
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penis, dick, cock; espcecially when erect
My girlfriend wants the jizz stick all the time.
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A queer that loves to swallow voluminous amounts of semen.
(on a regular basis)
That fucker is SUCH a jizz junkie!!! I mean, how many poles can ONE GUY possibly smoke in a night???
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