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1) In short, Rocky Mount is what happens when people have sex with their siblings/cousins.
2) It is a very otherworldly place, where everyone is busy trying to live up to unrealistic personal fantasies that take place in their heads. The main objective is to be seen living out this fantasy to build a reputation with their peers. They tend to jizz their pants every time someone sees them/makes eye contact with them. Some people are insecure about it, and start fights (chest bumping) over eye contact.
3) Everyone fits their race's stereotypes perfectly. The sad thing is, they actually TRY to. It's not because they don't know any better.
4) Everyone is apparently mixed...lol...with "indian"...however, so many black people have said this that oblivious white people think "indian" is just a breed of black. You ask someone their race, they start babbling off all kinds of demonyms. That just makes them look more niggerish.
5) The girls are more or less on the trashy side. They claim to have standards, a month later they're preggers or hitched up with someone who doesn't meet their "standards". If you happen to desire action with a girl there, don't let her fool you, she has no standards, she will drop to her knees and start sucking if addressed by proper name.
1) Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom give birth to a town full of delusional rat bastards.
2) Last time I went to the sporting goods store, all the boxing/mma gloves were out of stock. There are NO mma gyms in Rocky Mount, NC, so this tells me that a bunch of these dumb fucks just want to be seen with gear to develop a rep as a bad-ass. To them, owning a pair of gloves= instant Mike Tyson status.
3)Self-explanatory
4) Obviously black person: "I'm indian, italian, french, brazilian, spanish, egyptian, puerto rican, and spanish"
5) All girls 18 and under with a 252 area code.
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A dystopia located in Nash and Edgecombe counties in North Carolina. The Nash side sucks and the Edgecombe side blows. There is nothing to do except eat and go to WalMart. The unemployment rate is 13%. The few jobs that are available are fast food, retail, and temp jobs, all with no benefits. Everybody hates living there. The Chamber of Commerce is forever coming up with these so-called revitalization projects, but the best thing to do to Rocky Mount is to bulldoze it.
shithole, redneck, thug, wasteland, Rocky Mount, NC
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A woman ingests a tube of K-Y or some similar lubricant. Concurrently, her male lover sits on the toilet and takes a shit. The woman then puts her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting and pukes lubricant on the man’s member. The woman then mounts the lubricated penis whilst the man shits – and farting sounds “Holla” out of the man’s ass. Sexual intercourse (and shitting) ensues until finished.
"I ate a big bowl of chili and then my girlfriend gave me a Mount Saint Holla!"
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Mount Saint Mary is an all girls catholic highschool in nj. All the girls there are super chill and the majority are pretty. There are a few oddballs though.... Mount girls are preferred because they are no where near as dramatic as the other girls schools.
Boy 1: Damn she’s cute... does she go to oak knoll?
Boy 2: nah she’s too chill... she must go to Mount Saint Mary
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Phrase (WW II Japanese military): code phrase authorizing the activation of "Operation Z", the Japanese attack on U.S. naval forces based at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
Once Emperor Hirohito had given his assent to Operation Z, the code phrase "Climb Mount Nitaka" was transmitted to Admiral Yamamoto.
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only at the mount....
-is your school haunted
-is you plumbing 150 years old
-do you use any excuse to leave class and roam the fourth floor
-do you know and believe that there is a "blue nun"
-do you constantly pick hair off your classmats sweaters
-are you/or half your class sleeping during mass
-confessions are a once a month nap time
-are boys scared to come on the premisis bcs of the one and only mr evans
-do you and your entire class share homework in the morning
-do you get off fortampons in the toilet
-do you have hott tan girls all year round
hott girls school in catonsville
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Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.
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