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Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.
Them bitches shucking oysters
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Ruining one's life, as by precluding possibilities, reducing opportunities, or narrowing one's options. If "the world is your oyster," then killing one's oyster roughly corresponds to "killing one's world." Something like a long-term, all-encompassing buzzkill, or seriously, permanently cramping my style.
This new job is totally killing my oyster.
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The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)
Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!
Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.
Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.
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When a girl enters her vaginal lips into another girls vagina. Like chicken wings entering an oyster.
Ernie: 'Did you hear about Anna getting some chicken in her oyster last tuesday?'
Mildred 'I heard she left it in for 7 whole hours.'
Maurine 'I bet you like some chicken in your oyster Mildred.'
*Dirty looks all round*
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The sex position you use after a long sweaty no shower hike through the Australian desert. Crack her legs up like an oyster and begin enjoying the delicacy that is the the sweaty and fishy mess in the shell.
Man 1: Me and Sharon went up to see Uluru and after the hike down when we got to camp I put cracked open the Alice Springs Oyster
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a different, and funnier, way of saying, "whatever floats your boat..."
usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird dick-weed.
" oh my God, don't you just love watching the Power Puff Girls 24/7!?!"
"mmm...whatever tickles your oyster"
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Bear Testicles - served as an appetiser
Martha loved to impress company with her rocky mountain oysters.
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