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The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style
A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.
Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her
"pretzel pop me daddy."
A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.
You can't have my furry pretzel!
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”