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Nobody care about your zodiac sign
Yo shut up and go kick rocks Zodiac Sign K
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A School bus...
Dude: yo man watch out for the moving stop sign you don't want to wait 30 mins for a dumbass kid to get off the bus...
Dude 2: word man. *speeds up past the bus*
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Brad is exhibiting obvious signs of sexual frustration, he doesn't eat anymore, all he does is chew ice.
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To ejaculate on something, usually
a female; to coat, to spray etc.
She didn't want to swallow so she asked
me to sign my name between her globes
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A sign that you perform after nubslapping someone. see nub
It is created by putting down your middle and ring finger and leaving your thumb, pinky, and index finger out.
Dude, that guy didnt want to go get windex so I nubslapped him and gave him the pwn sign.
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when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.
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1. stop
2. do not enter
3. stay of median
4. no outlet
5. dead end
6. welome to north dakota
signs of sexual frustration are somewhat frustrating
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