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A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS
Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No
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Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
I'm lucky I have wonderful friends or that Swamp Donkey may have snagged me!
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Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
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A Redneck with liberal political and religious views. Usually drives a 4 wheel drive vehicle, owns a handgun, loves his country but believes in free love, cares about welfare of other humans and animals and digs tunes by the Grateful Dead.
A few of the local Swamp Hippies setup a mud wrestling match to help raise money to stop global warming.
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The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.
See also blumpkin.
When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.
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"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.
No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!
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