ten goods

The maximum number of "goods" you can give when someone exclaims "How good is it?!"

Guy: Mate, did you see insert random movie here? How good is it?!

Other guy: It was ten goods!

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assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

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turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

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Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

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Negative ten

When someone's so incredibly ugly they fall into the negative integer range.

Girl 1: do you think Rudy is hot? Tell me the truth!!!!
Girl 2: hot....are you kidding.....he's a certified negative ten in my book.

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number ten

A Jewish person.
For someone who knows how to count to ten in Japanese.

Lots of number ten people live in Williamsburg.

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ten to two

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

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