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The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 26, 2009


Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.

Susie: Are you menstruating?

Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!

by German Whore June 07, 2009


BBC Vampire

A pawgwho lives for the dick. She can make any bbc her own and she wants them all. She gets sloppy and can deep throat like no other and drain a bbc in record time, all while gazing up at you with her seductive blue eyes.

Yo, that BBC Vampire is the truth!!

by The Pawg August 17, 2019


vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020


Hungry vampire

Eating out a girl when she is on her period.

"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"

by Edward Cummin' August 10, 2008


Heat Vampire

A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.

I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.

by Roxas187 June 14, 2012


Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 May 30, 2011