An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.
If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!
A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.
Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
A pawgwho lives for the dick. She can make any bbc her own and she wants them all. She gets sloppy and can deep throat like no other and drain a bbc in record time, all while gazing up at you with her seductive blue eyes.
Yo, that BBC Vampire is the truth!!
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
Eating out a girl when she is on her period.
"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"
A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.
I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.
the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.