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does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz
"a super vampire can kill a man with his bare hands, but when he touches boobs his heart explodes."
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A lesbian women who enjoys eating out another women particularly when they are on their period.
Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
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Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword
A pawgwho lives for the dick. She can make any bbc her own and she wants them all. She gets sloppy and can deep throat like no other and drain a bbc in record time, all while gazing up at you with her seductive blue eyes.
Yo, that BBC Vampire is the truth!!
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A person with an abnormally cold touch that drains the heat from whatever they touch.
I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.
Eating out a girl when she is on her period.
"I vant your blood! Can I eat you...out? I want to be your hungry vampire"
the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.