Oil Rig Thrower

When someone throws away all chances of getting loot from Oil rig. A big loser that loses loot from oil rig.

"Dumbass Drake, you threw the Oil Rig AGAIN. You are dogshit, you Oil Rig Thrower."

big rigs gamer

A Big Rigs Gamer is an online criticist reviewing games, inanimate objects, social behaviour and the structure of online applications. The review contains a serious note and is written from personal experience. Most people would think the facts a Big Rigs Gamer is stating would be lies or made-up statements.

This is a nice coffee stain! What do you think a Big Rigs Gamer would think of it?

Presidentially Rigged

1. Poor quality. See Ghetto "improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike"

1. The hatchback on my 87 Honda Civic Si won't stay shut, so I presidentially rigged it with some duct tape and vice grip pliers.

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jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig

Jury rigging refers to makeshift repairs or temporary contrivances, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. Originally a nautical term, on sailing ships a jury rig is a replacement mast and yards improvised in case of damage or loss of the original mast. Jury-rig has been in use since 1788 but the adjectival use of "jury" in the sense of makeshift or temporary dates from at least 1616, when it appeared in John Smith's A Description of New England.

A false etymology is that "Jerry-rigged" was employed by World War II British troops to refer to the German use of scavenged parts to keep vehicles and weapons functional, from the use of "Jerry" as a pejorative term for German soldiers.

The jury-rigged (not jerry-rigged) contraption made do for now. (jerry-rig - it's not accurate The actual term is jury-rig)

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texas oil rig

When a girl is face down on the ground, ass up, and u penetrate her ass with such force that when u pull ur dick out, ur dick acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller

Damn i cant see, i must have struck oil... Texas oil rig was probably a bad idea

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Alaskan Oil Rig

Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.

hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service

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Texas oil rig

You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.

Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.

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