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cryomasturbation therapy

the therapy you go through if you have toe cancer

riley josh has to undergo cryomasturbation therapy

by confuepanda May 8, 2023


fizzical therapy

Medical treatment dat involves imbibing carbonated beverages.

I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.

by QuacksO November 24, 2022


U need therapy

A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.

1-ur mom
2-u need therapy

1-RAWR
2-get help

by no daddy December 22, 2021


when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024


Villain therapy

Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.

Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”

Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”

Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”

Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”

Iam 🙄

Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”

Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022


Therapi

When two therapist are in the same room giving you therapy so you have two therapist but at the same time.

Ya man I got therapi later, ya I got two therapist but at the same time it’s crazy bro!”

by Tom2045 January 17, 2024


Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not

Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help

by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021