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One of the gayest expressions commonly used today. Often used before stating something obvious or something that no one would bother to lie about. This expression is over used and almost always makes the user look like a douche.
-I'm not gonna lie, that movie was terrible.
-I know, why would someone lie about that?
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When you get reallly drunk on a Pub Crawl that you are no longer able to walk or crawl it is then known as a Pub Lie down.
Oh god I got sooo wasted on that Pub Crawl last night it ended up as a Pub Lie Down
This is a lie a married man tells to a woman he is not married to in order to get her to have sex with him.
Lou was hitting on his hairdresser and she asked him "Lou, aren't you married?" Lou answered, "No, I am divorced, have been for 11 years." (Lou has actually been married for over 20 years).
Lou continues to hit on his hairdresser until she finally gives in to his advances. Because of Lou's little wife lie, the hairdresser has unknowingly become "the other woman".
A really annoying phrase that only a true douche bag would use.
Douche:That movie sucks, I'm not gonna lie
Normal Person: That movie sucked
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A YouTube show put on by the group Starkid, whom are also known for their shows A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Me and My Dick and Starship. The show has 11 episodes, starring the famous Darren Criss and Lauren Lopez from their other musicals.
Friend 1: Hey dude, have you seen A Very Potter Musical?
Friend 2: Yeah, its so cool!
Friend 1: Then you should watch Little White Lie!!
*11 episodes later*
Friend 2: That was so cool!!!
Friend 1: Told ya!
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To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.
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