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Umop the Clown

Umop the Clown is a fictional character created in October 2003 during a Dungeons & Dragons game. The word 'down' was written on the game map, which was misread as "umop" and became a source of humor for the gaming group. When Nick, the Dungeon Master, grew frustrated with the joke and re-wrote the word in a vain attempt to put a stop to the silliness, the word 'down' was re-interpreted as "clown," and thus was born "Umop the Clown."

His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.

In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."

Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.

Jack "What's umop?"

Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."

Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."

Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."

Glenn "Now it looks like clown."

Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."

...

Don *Strumming at his guitar*

Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"

Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."

Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."

Don *Strumming at his guitar*

...

I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.

by dither July 19, 2008

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Class clown

The class clown is always the funniest guy in the room. They aren't afraid to take risks. Although, they sometimes deny their position as the comedy queen but deep down they know they're cracking everybody up. The class clown is edgy and like to throw things across the room and be needlessly extra but when someone brings up their outgoing characteristics they act shy and reserved. Once the class clown has enough eyes and attention like they they feel successful and continue to go over the top. They are even loved or hated and many feel like they don't know what to feel.

the class clown is being extra again.

by comedyqueen101 July 31, 2017

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Stealth clown

This is a state of mind in which a person mistakes themselves as being a "stealth clown" but is actually an over paid, pen pushing, "community official", supposed "strategist", semi-retarted, sells recycled bullshit, OMA lover, lazy piece of shit, butt plugging, homosexual, 3d intro loving boweler.

Ice cweammm ice cweam"." do you like my t-shirt tucked in, or tucked out? or possibly like this.... " "I'm a Stealth clown

by kellybuss June 1, 2010

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Tricky the Clown

A well-endowed clown who exposes himself to unsuspecting viewers of clockcrew movies on newgrounds. See www.trickytheclown.com

Tricky is affiliated with the clockcrew. See www.clockcrew.co.uk

OMFG I just got Triky'd

by Trojan_Man January 19, 2004

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clown butt

Person who has an unusually large and comical looking ass coupled with wide hips, especially if they have a normal upper body and thin waist. Mostly seen on women.
Clown butt is NOT badonkadonk because clown butt does not appeal to ass lovers.

Man, she's got major clown butt.

by Rick Cain November 30, 2007

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Clown hunting

Clown hunting is when you go out with the lads and hunt down some creepy cunts, also known as cunting

Yo lads wanna go clown hunting these dicks are getting on my tits

by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016

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brown clown

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

by Bog-man September 2, 2016

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