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Broken Trumpet

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

by El ritardo July 2, 2018


Sloppy Trumpet

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

by dougfischer July 23, 2015


hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017


Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye March 12, 2014


Trumpet a Fart

The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.

"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"

by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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Knuckle Trumpet

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed

Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET

by e-rips October 8, 2003

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Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

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