your ass, letting loose a fart
Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?
1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.
That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.
The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.
"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"
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A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
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When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.
It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.
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