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A turd that is entirely unique, unlike any previous turds passed.
This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.
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ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
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something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.
"What do you think of the stew that I made?"
"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."
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the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
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A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap
Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
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a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.
Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.
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When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
Why is the floor wet?
I had a torpedo turd.
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